This Stays Between Us

Just Between Us… Why Are Public Bathrooms and Velcro Wallets Ruining Our Lives?

• Riss & Chrys • Season 1 • Episode 20

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We confess our embarrassing knowledge gaps, communication mishaps, and haunting childhood memories that keep us up at night.

• Frustrations with motion-sensor faucets at Costco and the desperate dance of trying to get them to work
• Confusing conversation with mom who said she "wouldn't be here much longer" leading to panic before clarifying she meant moving houses
• Confessing to struggles with reading analog clocks, understanding directions, and converting time phrases like "20 till the hour"
• Stories of childhood sports traumas, including accidentally touching a soccer ball with hands and breaking a classmate's leg
• Acknowledging those knowledge gaps we all have but rarely admit to, from measurements to animal names
• How we use excuses like being bilingual to explain away basic knowledge we should probably know

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Riss:

hey, we've got some confessing to do. Welcome back to another episode of this. Stays between us. Yes, um, I have some thoughts for the week. Maybe this is not that hot of a take. It's like what is it? Maybe basic, but what's your confession?

Riss:

I was at costco the other day and it's not really confession. It's more like I was irritated about something. I'm going to start a petition for us to bring like buttons back and like actual like the thingy of faucets back, because, I kid you not, I spent like a solid ten minutes like this Trying to get the water to turn on, just like. And there's, there's some that are like way too advanced, too advanced. It's like I didn't know I had to freaking do the macarena like in front of you for you to turn on, like it's gotta be a prank. There's gotta be a control room in the back where they're like let's shut off all of them and, by the way, that's illegal. And so they're just watching me go like this, like moving my hand from one faucet to the other, and like I already have soap on and like obviously I was gonna wash my hands, but like that's how they come up with their next tiktok dances is just watching people probably because like I would have just gone for the hand sanitizer in my purse honestly if I knew. But I had gotten the soap to work after a few tries. And then I'm just like, and I can't get it to work. And then this lady walks in and she's like, oh yeah, I have that trouble too, like use this one. And then I tried and like she totally lied to me, to my face because it did not work. Random person, it wasn't user error, because I was going like this and I could see the little like red light like taunting me. Anyway, I finally got one of them to work, like for about two seconds. I just had to go like this and I still had some soap and I was like I'm done. And then I go to get the freaking paper and I'm like, no, not again. I almost had a little men tb over it, like I was about to lose it at costco. So let's bring them back. Buttons and whatever. I want to know what's happening when it's happening. I'm tired of waving. I'm tired of waving and getting ghosted by faucets. No more waving, no more. Let's cancel waving. I'm over it. I'm not going to lie.

Riss:

When you said buttons, I was definitely thinking about clothing with buttons and we needed to bring that back, and I was like yeah, like sure, I'm ready to support with velcro. I don't know how this is going. This reminds me I went on a date with this guy and like it was a good date, like it was fine, and we went, went to like this Mexican restaurant. I was like kind of into it, you know a little bit of a vibe and we went to like we had to go up to this front or whatever to pay for it. So like I pull out my purse and he's like no, no, I got it. And then he pulls out his wallet and goes like it was full of, like Velcro. I'm like I feel nothing for you now the ick, like I can never get over this ick. And I'm like immediately like look at his shoes just to make sure. And you're like this is over, this is Oasis Velcro. Was there a little light on the shoes too? I don't remember, but I was like, yeah, maybe not. This is where this ends for us.

Riss:

What else is Velcro on your way? Your way? You really should have let you pay. No, you should have called a feminist moment, like right there. Yeah, that's so funny. Did he have like a pokemon logo on his wallet? I don't think so. I think it was just like black and it was probably like 20 years old, like, but it was just like.

Riss:

That sound also like brought back memories that like didn't even I didn't even know were haunting me. I was just like like what is it? I don't know, it's so funny. Uh, all right, sad. Well, today we're gonna read some confessions. Like chris said, um, I immediately popped up reddit and a couple came up and I was like tea, so we're maybe gonna read that spill the tea, sis. Yeah, spill the tea. I forgot to save it, so I'm hoping it didn't like refresh. Um, I'm gonna have to find it. Tbd, let's see. Um, it said maybe stall for a second, let me find it.

Riss:

What is your confession of the week? Um, let me think. Um, oh, I thought my mom was dying. What? That's my confession? I was like I had the weirdest conversation with her. I'm just like in the kitchen with my mom and I was. I was doing whatever you do in a kitchen and, um, my mom turns to me and she's like I don't think I'm gonna be here for much longer and I was like what the hell?

Riss:

This came out of nowhere. Should we sit down, what? Um? And then she just start. She just looks at me. She's like yeah, I just have like a really strong feeling that like I don't know, like my time here is just limited, and I was like mom. It's like is this existential crisis or like a diagnosis? I know, I was like what? I was like you're not allowed to die, yeah. And so I was like what? That's like really weird.

Riss:

And then she kind of like changed the subject. She started talking about something else and you're like no, no, no, let's go back. I know. And I was like in my head, I was like debating Do I bring this back, yeah, or do I just like let it go? It's like just a moment, you know.

Riss:

But then I brought it back and the way I like, for some reason, my head decided to bring it back was just being like okay, what sign are you going to send me from the other side? And she's like I'll pop up in your dreams or something. And I was like wait, but I'm going to think that that is just me making it up. And then she's like well, you don't have to worry about that, I'm gonna be, I'm healthy, I'm gonna be alive for much longer. And I was like wait what you're giving me, I'm not like. I was like I'm not the one bringing this up, you're bringing this up. I'm not the crazy one, you're the crazy one. Don't be turning the tables on me. I know it's like. You just gaslit me to my face. Yeah, no, I'm the one talking about dad, what? And she's like no, I meant like here in this house, like I'm not going to be here. So she said yeah, I was like.

Riss:

There are so many different ways. You could have said that, like she thinks that they're going to be moving soon. Like, okay, that's very different. What like? And I'm like, why didn't you say we then like, why didn't you say yeah, like you and dad, like you're not like, want to take back what she said before? Or did you think that she really like that's what she meant? No, I think that that's actually what she meant, because she was looking at me like I was crazy. She's like, well, how, she's like. How did you get that? How did I get there? How did you not get there? Like, what is going on? I was like but also, thank goodness, I'm glad you're not having some like premonition or something.

Riss:

I love how you do like having completely different conversations For the longest time too. She's like I'm not going to be here much longer. Like on her side of it, like she's like swiping Zillow On your side. You're like no, I'm like going. I'm like what should I tell her to give me in the will? Maybe we should start jotting something. Are swiping amazon? No, just kidding, I was. I was so like she brought that up. I was so mortified. I was like what, yeah, what are you talking about? Like you're not allowed to go anywhere. You know what are you talking about? Like you're not allowed to go anywhere and she's like but you have to, let us move on, just still talking, and like it was.

Riss:

It was really one of those like sitcom movie moments that you're like that never happens in real life. It happens, it happened. This is what people write movies about. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like oh, wow, I'm. I am glad I brought it back up, or else I would have spent the rest of the week just like why does she think she's gonna die? Like what's going on so funny? Oh my gosh, it's hilarious. I'm just like. I will never forget the look she gave me of like you're insane, yeah, like where did you get that from?

Riss:

I thought she was fully gaslighting you and I was going to be like let's bring her in. What's happening? Let's sit her down. What's going on? Yeah, I was so invested and now I can't find it. Okay, I'm going to tell you what it was, because it was very short.

Riss:

Okay, but it was basically this person saying I've been pretending to be deaf to people, even though I'm not. Wait, I don't know. Sometimes I feel bad for laughing too soon because I'm like, oh wait, this takes a different direction. Well, she's not, but I guess she was an ASL student. It's a really short confession. I can't find it. It's weird on me. She was just like I'm an ASL student, so I know sign language, so I just pretend to be deaf sometimes to trick people. Sometimes I pretend like I don't speak Portuguese. Okay, yeah, is that the same, because I guess it's a language. Yeah, oh, okay, then I'm not better than her. Shoot, I'm not better than her. I was like judging hardcore for my high horse and I just got knocked down.

Riss:

It was one time I was traveling with my friend in Brazil and my friend is fully counting on me to be the translator, right, because as she should. I'm brazilian, yeah, but we so we go to this. We're at this like, like little hotel. This one guy comes up to to us like, starts talking a ton, like super chatty, and then, as soon as he leaves, my friend asks me what he said and I was like I have no idea, like I don't know, I didn't get a single word of that. And she's like what? She's like you're fully having a conversation with him.

Riss:

I was like I couldn't tell, I don't know what he was saying, but like, because of the slang, because of the slang, it's gotten really heavy. It was well, we were, we were visiting Northern Brazil, oh yeah, so it's like it's a different um accent that they have, and so I was just having like I wasn't fine tuned yet. Yeah, it takes a second to like, yeah, yeah. And then he was talking really fast and I was just being polite, like yeah, yeah, like that's, yeah, you know, and and he was super nice. And then he just like walked away and I was like I don't know, yeah, I don't know.

Riss:

I guess, explain this because before we get judged hardcore by, like, the one person that listens to us. Um, like the accent in northern Brazil is very like it's hard to explain it, but it's like the best way I can describe it is like musically sharp. It like goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and like it gets distracting Like na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, and it's like sometimes it gets really distracting like the up and down and and like you kind of have a hard time understanding what they're saying. And the pronunciation of like the words is like all parts of brazil, um, the way people speak just changes. Same thing everywhere. Well, a lot more than here in the us. I feel like it's more aggressive. Yeah, very, it's very like it almost sounds like a different language. Yeah, yeah, it's true all the time.

Riss:

Um, anyway, yeah, I just flew over my head. I this has happened to me here a lot too where I've had like full conversations where I had no idea what was happening and I was just like oh, yeah, oh, okay, and I'm like I hope I didn't think I was a jerk, I was trying so hard to listen, but like maybe I have bad hearing, honestly, or something, because sometimes I'm like I think maybe it's ADHD, like I don't know. Sometimes I'm just like you're like, oh, butterfly, yeah, I'm like. Oh, he's talking to me, I know I, I okay, this is bad.

Riss:

I was talking to Josh today and he was started telling me about work and I usually listen. I'm not a bad person but he does like engineering, which is like hard and not my field, you know. So he'll start saying like different words that I haven't heard before and then, anyway, I got zoned out like a few times, and it's not on purpose, because I'm I have like a constant like to-do list in my brain and so, like I, it's very easy for my head to go there like, oh yeah, I need to make sure I'm doing this and I need to schedule this appointment and I take my kid this place, or I have to babysit this person, or like I have this to do at work. And so I immediately went to that and so a couple of times I was like so, like what was the tea? Like what happened? And he's like oh, that was the full story. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm like I suck, or. But usually it's the like with other people, it's usually like the. I already asked like what did you say? Like twice, so I can't anymore, and so I just need to just like keep rolling with it. Yeah, and I don't know, I fully get that.

Riss:

There are so many times where it for me, it's not even a to-do list, it's just like like a monkey with symbols in my head. You know, like going like this, you're just I'm just like completely zoned out and I'm like, oh, focus, yeah like, hold on, come back, need to. But then you're like focus and then you're like, oh, you have like cute eyebrows or like you, just so now a different direction, yeah, yeah. And then they say one thing and it's like I wonder what that would be like. Okay, I do have a confession I just thought of, but it's like super embarrassing and I don't. That would be like Okay, I do have a confession I just thought of, but it's like super embarrassing and I don't know if I want to go there. But we're just going to go there Because it's fine. Whatever who cares?

Riss:

And I feel comforted because they say this in an episode of Friends about Monica, so like, but hers is better because she wasn't sold, but I kind of have a hard time with clocks, but when she found out, like in the thing it says that like she couldn't tell time until she was 14. Oh, okay, sometimes I still can't. Did it ever happen to you? I feel like we grew up in the age of like digital clocks, like more than not, yeah, and they never care that in school, and like I know what it is, but it just takes me a while to figure it out. And so whenever someone asks me, like what the time is, and I don't have it on me and there's a clock on the wall and it's not visible to them, but it is to me, I just say oh, yeah, and then I walk away.

Riss:

I've done that multiple times throughout my life. I find somebody asks me the time and you're just like fully, I'm life. If somebody asked me the time and you're just like fully, uh, yeah, I'm like what was it? And I'm like, yeah, I've done that like a lot, like oh, or like I have to. There's a bee flying over. At one point I had like like an analog, like watch or whatever for show. It was cute. And people ask me the time and I'm like, oh, it's broken. Every time they would look at it, like, oh, it's like moving, though. I'm like no, it's broken. Sorry, don't question it, it's my watch that I know my word. Yeah, better than you know my watch it's broken. That's so funny.

Riss:

Um, I do know how to tell time. Um, thanks for not to brag. I I know how to. It just takes me a second. I need to practice and like improving that. Like 5, 10, 15, 20, I know. Um, no, what I do get like super like thrown around is if somebody's like it's 20 till the hour and I'm like what, what I didn't know I had to do math. I know you were so accepting of me just then, but I'm judging you for that. It means like previous hour 40. Well, I know, but it like takes me a second where I'm like I just wanted the time, not an equation, just 60 minus 20. No, just tell me, I don't know what hour it is. Now I have to ask what hour it is. Isn't that funny?

Riss:

Like the like little gaps we have and like knowledge. That's like I'm like fully educated but like we messed up a little bit along the way. Don't ask me about fractions, same. Oh, whenever we're like measuring something, josh starts saying like these random things like to me like like 536 or whatever. I'm like I don't know what you want, I don't know. It's like I'm gonna eyeball it. Leave the room. Why are we even using a ruler? Well, he's like trying to find, like, what's the half, but we need to figure out the third or the fifth of this measurement.

Riss:

I'm like, I'm tired. I only work in full numbers. I hope we find our people because that's maybe embarrassing. But like, yeah, I can do, like like fifth grade equations, sure, but like the measurements I can't. It's like it's too confusing, I don't remember.

Riss:

And like y'all are out here with inches and feet or whatever, not centimeters. So I'm like I give up. Like yeah, no, I have a few things on that. I do have a, I do have beef with the us. A little bit for the imperial system. Is that what they call it? The whole feet thing, where did that come from? Yeah, whose foot are we talking about? Yeah, some king from some time. It's nonsense, absolute. I. I hate it when people are like oh yeah, sorry, I'm snacking. I shouldn't. It's probably loud, I'm going to squawk it down, but I forgot what I was going to say. Wow, that was fast. Something about feet, oh yeah. And inches, oh yeah.

Riss:

Someone will be like oh yeah, it's like 20 inches. It means nothing to me. Show me something that's that size like if you say in centimeters, I still have it in my head like this is 20 centimeters, because I used to have a ruler that was 20 centimeters in my like riddle, so you have your own measuring system. No, like it, like it was 20 centimeters for real, because it fit in my little like uh, pencil box or whatever you call that. So one pencil box? No, there was an actual three pencil box.

Riss:

Distances I just like okay, 20, like 40, 60, what you know what I mean. I can kind of figure it out, but like inches, I have no idea. Like don't ask me, I'm tired. Or if they say like, oh yeah, in three streets, go like north and then east, and then you're going to go whatever on wherever, and I'm like I didn't even want to go in the first place. I'm going home.

Riss:

There are two things that I just cannot compute in my head. One is directions, 100%. If somebody explains directions to me, I'm just like you're wasting your time, like here, I know, because of the mountains. It's like mountains is east, there is west, north, south, cool, I'm down anywhere else where they don't have mountains. I'm if'd and I don't carry around a compass, and even if I did. It might as well be a watch means nothing, so funny, uh.

Riss:

The other thing I was gonna say that like it's like talking to a wall, um, and I'm the wall, just to clarify, yeah is when a waiter is telling me about a menu or like the specials, or explaining food to me, I'm just like I look, I'm looking at you, I'm trying to listen. It's like I meant to listen and then I forgot. I'm like you just give me the second one. You said I don't know, oh, I'm not that flexible. I'm like give me the menu, I'll look at it. Thank you so much. Hand over the menu and walk away.

Riss:

I need a second, unless I've been there before, then I know exactly what I'm getting, because it's the same thing every single time. Don't deviate. It's because, like, once you find something that you like that's worth your money, why risk it? You know it's safe. No, 100%, 100%. And then that one time that you do choose to risk it, you're like I shouldn't have. I know, should have stuck to what I knew was good. I know it always happens. It does Over that. That's funny.

Riss:

I mean I'm trying to think of other things that I this is maybe. This is maybe embarrassing and very, very specific, but do you feel like you like learned English but you missed the class on? Like animal names and like names of organs in English? I don't know? Like anatomy Well, anatomy, yeah, but also like just animal names? I don't know like anatomy well, anatomy, yeah, but also like just animal names, I don't know.

Riss:

I feel like sometimes I maybe it's like a second language kind of thing, but whenever anybody wants to play like a trivia not trivia, like the Ellen game, whatever they're called heads up or like stuff like that, I'm like I've never heard that before. I don't know that before. I don't know what it is. I don't know what a dog is Well, cat, okay, the basics, yeah, but like then they have I can't think of one right now but they'll have like some animal and they'll have some word and I'm like I don't know what that is and they'll be like, oh, it's the animal. And I'm like, do not narrow it down, I don't know. And then I can't act out and I get embarrassed. Or I like it's one of those charade games and I get the thing and then I can't act out and I'm like I shouldn't be allowed to play.

Riss:

I know a lot of words. I promise words for this game. I'm not your girl. I've gotten a lot better, but it was worse.

Riss:

When I first moved here, I think I was like, oh, okay, I would claim that it's a second language thing, but it's just like a general. I don't know the names of things like in either language, but I will tell people that it's because I'm bilingual or I'll be. I'll play so many things on that. Yeah, yeah, I'll claim esl all the time. Like I'm esl, I don't know my first. It's like in brazil. I'd be like I was born in the us, like I grew up speaking English at home. I don't know. Yeah, I have an excuse for everything. Throw it at me. I got you.

Riss:

There will be a reason why I don't know this very basic piece of information, and it will not, and you will feel bad about it, and it will not until me taking any accountability for it. Forget about it. Zero chance, oh my gosh. Yeah, seriously, I'm trying to think of what else. Yeah, I feel like there's like these little gaps where, like life is going really well and then I find myself in that situation and I'm like, actually I'm stupid and I should just give up. I should just go home.

Riss:

You think about it every night for the next like five years, like why did I say that? Do you have like specific childhood memories that you think about like right before bed, like something? Like you're having a good night, you're about to fall asleep and you're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I share the class. I know Talk about confessions. Do you have any that are in your mind right now? Yeah, I have one very specific, and it happens like I think about this too much, like twice a day. All right, it was probably third grade. Um, we were playing soccer.

Riss:

It was like a like I don't know how to explain this because they don't really have this here, but like, basically in Brazil, how most schools work is, let's say, you have like 100 people in your grade Because you never get to choose your classes there, which maybe you know or don't know. Like you never get to choose your classes, you always have to take, like science and geography and math and English and Portuguese or whatever. You always have to take all of them and they just get harder each year that you go up. And so, let's say there's like 100 kids in your grade. Um, they divide you up in like groups, like five classes of 20 people each, and then it's like, let's say, it's fourth grade, so it's for fourth grade a, b, c, d, and those are the people you hang out with for all of your classes until you graduate that year. And then you move up a year and then the same thing happens again. Maybe that makes sense, maybe it doesn't, I don't know.

Riss:

But basically this school did a thing where, like class A, b, c, d or however many we had, would play like games against each other. It was like a cup each other. It was like a cup, whatever it was, and we competed in like volleyball against the other classes yeah, volleyball, and like running and different things. And so we had a soccer one. I can't remember who we were playing against, but we were fully playing soccer. Um, this is important.

Riss:

I was not the goalie, but I was like defending the goalie. Um, so we're playing, and then at some point they kick a ball and I thought, oh yeah, I'm gonna go get it because I'm the goalie and I wasn't. And then I picked up the ball and we got eliminated because I touched the ball and it was soccer. And I think about that twice a day, like because I gaslit myself. You forgot you were with the goalie. I don't. I think I was close to the goalie and I was not paying full attention and I was like, oh yeah, that's my job and it wasn't. That's so funny and so innocent too. And I got so aggressively roasted for this by grade A, b, c and D Because they're like, oh, I have that idiot girl that touched the ball in soccer. Soccer is like getting most precious to us as Brazilians. She doesn't know you play with your feet. It's like I know. I just thought it was the goalie in that moment. I don't know why. Anyway, I thought I was the goalie in that moment. I don't know why. I just anyway.

Riss:

That definitely sparks a memory for me of one of the things that keeps me up at night. I'm sorry, but that makes me feel better. But I feel your pain. Well, mine was. I was probably around like 12, like puberty age. You know like every. Around like 12, like puberty age, you know like every. You're just insecure about absolutely everything.

Riss:

And I was playing volleyball with my my class and my crush was playing too, like we were on the same team and me and him were like we were pretty good friends and so he would tease me and usually it was like fine Foreshadow, usually. And then there was one time that, like me and somebody else went to, like we went to get the ball at the same time and but we smashed into each other and the other person fell and my crush saw this and he started laughing and he started calling me a bulldozer. It's like I'm a delicate flower, you mean. No, I was like, what are you talking about? I was so upset about it and he just kept laughing and like saying it and it's like I mean, what's his name? Let's ruin his life. Everybody should go attack him. No, like super sweet kid. And it's like middle school boy, like yeah, I can't expect much from them, but he's still gay. I wasn't mortified and I still think about that, like that exact feeling of just like wanting to crawl in a hole and just being like. I know I'm getting bigger, it's not my fault.

Riss:

You're also like 12, I know well, puberty, yeah, yeah, but like your body's changing and you're like self-conscious about it, but you're really like not. But both those are as harsh. Right, right, thank you. You're healing my inner child. I just need a validation like that's just like, not it, call them the other person that fell like a wuss or whatever. Only them. They're not here, only them. Yeah, I'm just like you're just going around bulldozing people. It was an accident. Yeah, oh my gosh, that was depressing. That brings one up for me. Why is it always like sports?

Riss:

But I was also like 12 or 13, something like that, and I had the biggest crush on this guy, who was inappropriately older than me now that I think about it, but like I was really into him. I think I was 13 and he was like 16 or something, I don't know. Like we're both minors but still, whatever, his brother was in my class and anyway. So I, like this guy, we had like like obviously, like nothing really happened, but like I had a crush on him. We had talked a couple times like there was like this rumor that he liked me and I was all like oh my gosh, anyway. But one time we're playing p with my class and um we're playing soccer.

Riss:

Always soccer, soccer is like hard for me, it's a tough subject, traumatized, um, anyway, yeah, so we're playing, I I think the game was over. I can't fully remember, but we were playing soccer and essentially, like his brother had the ball and he was like bet, you can't get the ball from me. And I was like watch me. So we were like chasing each other and like I took the ball away from him and he tried to get it back and like it wasn't like a flirty thing, it was just like we were playing. I don't know, just being kids, yeah, and at some point he might tell a different story, but he is a liar and he's not here. He's not here. That's important too.

Riss:

But what I remember is that we kicked the ball at the same time because we both fell. I think I told you about this. Have you ever heard this? I probably, maybe, I don't know. It might ring a bell, but we both kicked the ball at the same time. We both fall down and my like ankle kind of hurts a little bit, but it's not like broken or sprained or anything. It was just like a little sore because we hit the ball at the same time. So it felt like not kicking a wall, but like it felt like whatever you know.

Riss:

So I fall, I'm like kind of laughing, kind of like it kind of hurt, and I think that he's laughing and I get up, but he doesn't. I broke his leg. Don't ask me how. I think it's a him problem, gotta be problem, because I was like 90 pounds, like 80 pounds I don't know how heavy, I was not heavy and like a small girl, a little flower, and it's like embarrassing for both people in this story because it's like he, like a 13 year old girl, broke his leg. I know the bad part about it was all like his brother went to the same school. He was just like a few grades older than me or whatever, and his mom worked at the school. So, whatever, they take him away because they had to take him to the hospital. Take him away.

Riss:

I didn't like I can't fully remember. I like freaked out because I'm like I like his brother and I killed him. What do I do? And so like there was commotion. I don't remember a lot of what happened. I just remember we had like art class after. Maybe it was like we had we were in school all day because it was like the English and Portuguese curriculum.

Riss:

But like at some point later in the day we're in art class and his mom walks in and it's like my crush's mom, you know, and also the boy who I just heard, that's your future mother-in-law right there, I know like you gotta impress. She walks in and she's like who was the boy who broke my son's leg? And everyone points at me and I'm like what the heck? And I'm like I'm, I wasn't crying, like I'm so sorry, like I didn't, I wasn't trying to. We kicked the ball at the same time and she was kind of pissed. I mean it was. I mean I don't know how anything works in Brazil, to be honest, but I don't know if it was a hefty medical bill Probably not. Insurance covers a lot of things but still she was kind of mad and she left and then, anyway, I was worried that the other guy was never going to talk to me and then I think he sent me a text at some point and he was like lol, heard what happened, I think you deserved it.

Riss:

And I'm like, okay, cool, but my class made fun of me for, like, we graduated high school together and for the rest of the time I heard that all the time and like all the teachers kept on bringing it up. Like if you would act up, he's like crystal, take care of it. The teachers in brazil are sometimes just as ruthless as the kids, I know. Yeah, I mean, sometimes it's funny, but not when it's with you, I know it's like when it's with other people. 100, yeah it, it was funny. They'd be fun with me. For a long time I was like the class is like hit woman.

Riss:

And it's funny too, cause um years later, probably like three or four years later, I don't know I think I was a senior at this point but this guy from my class it was like I broke he got into a fight with my brother. They were like playing soccer, probably during lunchtime or something, and they got into a fight and this kid was saying that he was going to beat up my brother and I heard about it and I was pissed, like I don't know what happened, like why I went like a little psycho, you mess with family. I know I just got really because, like I think I was, I think I was like 16 or 17 at this point and my brother was like 13. And like he's tall now but he wasn't then and it was just, and this kid was older than him. Anyway, so I was pissed that he was threatening my brother. So I, in front of the whole class, like when we came back from lunch, I went over to his desk and I said if you ever mess with my brother again, I'm breaking your other leg. And I left and everyone was like he's going to kill you. And I didn't, but I would have. He learned his lesson. Yeah, I think so. He knew you were serious. Oh, I was, I was, yeah. Anyway, I didn't know how I broke his leg the first time, but I would have figured it out. It would have looked like an accident and he was like twice the size he was now than he was then. But I don't know, you go for the knees or something. Yeah, it's doable, I think. I'm sure there's a YouTube video, a wiki, how Wiki? How Restrain him, invite him to play soccer Accidentally, trip while placing your other leg right behind A baseball bat, sneak into his house Allegedly Hypothetically, his house allegedly hypothetically. Oh man, yeah, good times. Yes, that's crazy.

Riss:

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