This Stays Between Us

Just Between Us… TikTok Breakup Trends, Laundry Confessions, and Growing Up the Hard Way

• Riss & Chrys • Season 1 • Episode 13

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Welcome back to another brutally honest, hilarious, and slightly unhinged episode of This Stays Between Us! Today we’re diving into the viral TikTok trend that has us howling — people roasting their exes using brand slogans. Think: Gucci, because he wanted everyone's coochie. Yup, it's that kind of day.

But wait — it gets more personal.

We also spiral into all the things we learned way too late in life: how to use a curling iron without third-degree burns, why fabric softener isn’t laundry detergent, what car registration actually is (surprise! it’s yearly!), and the ongoing lesson that... people kind of suck sometimes (especially in hit-and-run situations).

From hilarious ex jokes to real-life oopsie moments, we reflect on how underprepared we were for adulthood — and how we’re surviving anyway. This is the episode you didn’t know you needed. It’s chaotic. It’s nostalgic. And it’s exactly what your group chat sounds like on a Tuesday night.

Highlights & Viral Brand Burns:

  • Gucci: Because he wanted everyone’s coochie 
  • Hello Kitty: Because he said hello to every kitty 
  • Crumbl: Because he had a new one every week 
  • IKEA: Came in pieces and expected me to put him back together 
  • Lulu: Because I was D-Lulu 
  • ChatGPT: Confidently lying about things it doesn’t understand (just like your ex) 

Key Takeaways:

  • TikTok Trends Are Therapy: Humor really is healing. Roasting exes with brand slogans? 10/10 recommend.
  • We Were Not Prepared for Adulthood: From gas station fails to car registration horror stories, we talk about the basic life skills we learned way too late.
  • Don’t Trust a Guy Who Doesn’t Know Salt: One of us had to teach our man about seasoning food… in 2025. Send help.
  • Some Lessons Hurt (Literally): Curling iron burns, fabric softener laundry cycles, and door-dashed band-aids — adulthood is painful and expensive.
  • Trust = Broken: What happens when someone crashes into your car, gives you a fake number, and disappears? Oh, we’ve got stories.

Relatable Quotes You’ll Love:

“Netflix… because I shared him with five other girls and I was the only one paying.”
“Dollar General, because he didn’t have a dollar. In general.”
“I put diesel in a gas car because green means go — it made sense in my head!”
“I thought fabric softener was detergent… for like a year. And yes, I smelled great.”
“He discovered salt in 2025. SALT. Like, the basic human seasoning.”

You’ll love this episode if you:

  • Are addicted to TikTok trends and petty ex drama
  • Were also thrown into adulthood without a user manual
  • Still call your mom for help with insurance… and laundry
  • Want to laugh at our trauma and share your own in the DMs
  • Believe exes deserve to be dragged in brand form 💅

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Join the Inner Circle:
This episode of This Stays Between Us is your permission slip to laugh at your past self, drag your ex (gently), and bond over all the weird ways we learned how to be adults. Subscribe, leave us a review if you’ve ever used fabric softener as detergent, and send us your favorite brand roasts on tiktok @therealtsbu

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Speaker 1:

All right. So there's this new trend on TikTok to trash your ex using a brand, and I was dying laughing at these because they're so good. I love it. I just I love seeing how creative people can get with that kind of thing. It makes me like wish I was that creative. It's like man. If I had made that comment, I'd just be a cooler person. Some get with that kind of thing. It makes me like wish I was that creative. It's like man. If I had made that comment, I'd just be a cooler person.

Speaker 1:

Some of these are kind of dirty, so I don't know if we need to make this explicit or something. But Warning Gucci, because he wanted everyone's coochie. It's like that's the only one. Dollar General general, because he didn't have a dollar in general. Great hello kitty, because he said hello to every kitty. Oh, tommy, he'll figure, because he he'll figure out a way to lie about anything. I thought that was going to go in a different direction. Ross, because I settled for less. That's the good one. Netflix, because I shared him with five other girls and I'm the only one paying A little dark humor.

Speaker 1:

Make-a a wish because I was doing charity work. That's funny. Um, taco Bell good at 3 am but regretted it later. Dual lingo, because I never learned my lesson. I'm like you're telling me these, I'm like trying so hard to think of one. I'm like you're telling me these and I'm trying so hard to think of one and I'm like I can't do it. I can't even think of, like I need to chat to PJ. I can't even think of, like the logos with the brands. It's because we're bad with names. It applies to this Excel, because he's now an ex and also in a cell um in and out, because that's as long as he lasted.

Speaker 1:

Um, um, um. Arby's, because he's got the meats, but that's too nice. I know it's so bad. I can only think of good ones. Skittles, because he wanted to taste the rainbow. Oh, that took you a second. They have some better ones, but they got clogged with some bad ones in here. Target, because he never hit the spot. H&m, because he was interested in her and me. Wow, we got a lot of cheating men out there. I know it's really disappointing. It was sad crumble, because he had a new one every week. Hold on, there were some better ones. I can't think of any brands right now. Hydro jug it's gonna go in a dirty direction. I know why is that? The only brand that came to mind Lulu, because I was D Lulu, oh, that's a good one. Starbucks, because he never got my name right. That's sad. That's sad. Sam's Club, because he was always sampling. That's a good one, sam's Club, because he was always sampling. That's a good one. Um Vine, because he only lasted seven seconds. Oh, my gosh. Victoria's Secret, because his secret was Victoria. Oh, have you heard that song, the the song? Oh, yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one by that TikToker, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 1:

Ikea came in pieces and expected me to put them back together. Oh, been there, mr Clean. He was bald, straight to the point. Love it. Yeah. Capital One, because he always asked what's in your wallet. Fedex, because I'm fed up with him.

Speaker 1:

Classic, there were some other ones that were funnier. Fedex, because I'm fed up with them. Interesting, classic, there were some other ones that were funnier. I'm trying to find them. There's like 87,000 comments in here. Now. Google, I should have kept searching. Ooh, you have one. I think it's gonna be stupid. That's fine, you'll laugh anyway.

Speaker 1:

Um chad gpt, overly confident about everything. No, that was bad. Erase it. No, that was bad. Erase it, delete, delete. I can do better. It's gotta be something about how chat gpt can't, like doesn't have reliable resources. Yeah, that's what I was trying to go for. Like you can't ask him about books, you can't know, like make stuff up, and but we'll be like overly confident about what it's saying. Yeah, and isn't that every man, confident, confidently, lighting a face? Give me like two days and I'll come back with a good one.

Speaker 1:

I saw this a couple days ago and I still don't have good ones, but, yeah, I love that. Also, this thing keeps coming off my bandaid. What happened? I don't want to say it. Okay, do you want to see it? It's gross. What? Yeah, I was about to ask again you burned yourself with a curling iron. I did. Are you a doctor? I'm just an investigative journalist. I'm so stupid.

Speaker 1:

I was doing my hair and I was trying to curl it back here and I almost got my finger, but I was like I dropped it and hit my full arm instead. Not proud, hey, but nothing on the finger. You avoided the finger. I mean, that would have been better big thing on my arm. I also didn't have any band-aids. Um, I had these like hydro gels. That worked pretty good, but they don't stick nicely. So I cut a sock and I put it on my arms to hold it in place at night, and then I didn't have time to go out. So I door dashed some a big box of band-aids. It only came with two big ones and this is one of them. You think the door dasher took the rest he might have. Somehow he knew I needed the big ones and he just left the two in there. You didn't tip him enough. I'm trying to make this stick so I don't have to open the second one. I could bring you some band-aids, it's okay.

Speaker 1:

I feel like it sounds like you're really struggling. Last week it was your forehead, this week it's your arm. I feel like it sounds like you're really struggling. Last week it was your forehead, this week it's your arm. It's been really bad. I've been on the streak of hurting myself and it's not good. I need to stop.

Speaker 1:

I did get a like I normally use a hair straightener to curl my hair. I was going to say that's what I remember us growing up you would always use the hair straightener, but mine broke, oh, and somebody gifted me a curling iron at some point, so that's what I started using, but I don't have the skills, and we see why you stick to a straightener. Yeah, hey, there's a learning curve. It's really steep. It's not that steep. Some of us just struggle a little bit. I know, it's just. I'm just too tired when I'm doing my hair in the morning and I just, you know, yeah, it looks great, though, thanks. Yeah, cost me an arm and a leg? Not yet, not yet, but maybe in two weeks. Stay tuned for next week.

Speaker 1:

So, um, speaking of trends on tiktok, um, did you want to talk about, um, things that we learned too late in life? That's another one that's going around. Yeah, we should talk about that. What are some things that took you too long to figure out for me, how to use a curly art still not there yet. Still haven't figured it out. Maybe 2025 is the end of the year, I don't know. We can only hope by the end of the year you're gonna have the best curled hair, like everybody's moved on to heatless curls, and you're gonna be like I just got this down.

Speaker 1:

I have bandages all over my body. I have to wear a hazmat suit whenever I'm doing it. You know how. There's like gloves that you can wear so you don't burn your hands. Yeah, I was gonna say you're just like decked out, it's like a onesie. That's what I need. If anyone's looking for a business idea like you, have a customer we will sponsor.

Speaker 1:

Well, one thing I learned way too late in life is how to put gas in my car. Well, one thing I learned way too late in life is how to put gas in my car. Yeah, you know why? That is because in Brazil one, you can't get your license until you're 18. Two, you're not allowed to pump your own gas there. Yeah, so interesting.

Speaker 1:

Honestly, let's bring it to America. I think it's a thing in Jersey too. It's a thing in Oregon as well. Maybe we need to move. Yeah, that's the problem. We're just living in the wrong state. And why not add that that's creating jobs? Exactly what the heck? I don't have to do it. I definitely wouldn't do it wrong. You do have to tip, not all the time, what we are out of money for tipping. It's gotten too extreme. They'll have their little ipad. This is just gonna ask a few questions. Um, just speed away with the pump still attached? Um, yeah, no.

Speaker 1:

So when I came to the us, I was I remember this? It was with your Jeep, right? Yeah, yeah, my little 2006 Jeep that I thought was it was cute, it was a vibe. Yeah, she was a vibe for a very short while. But yeah, first car syndrome. That's the problem. I was like 19, I think, and you would think a 19-year-old knows how to fill her own car up, but we were not taught life skills. So I feel like this is good, this is our parents' fault. Let's talk about our childhood traumas. That's 100%. I learned nothing. I didn't know about car registration, almost got my car impounded. Maybe that's part of the list. I didn't know until registration. Yeah, um, yeah, so I, when I went to fill it up, I I thought I did great right.

Speaker 1:

And then I'm driving home and my car's acting like kind of weird. I get home and I tell my brother I'm like, hey, my car is acting really weird. I don't know what's going on with it, and he starts diagnosing. Right, he's like what's going on with the car? And I'm explaining that she's not running as smoothly, you know, she's kind of jolting she's, she's struggling, she struggles uphill. Maybe it's a cardio thing, who knows? I get it. I've been there, sis. I get it. Um, and he's like. And then he starts looking at me like I'm like I've done something wrong and I'm like I've done nothing wrong. Yeah, it can't possibly be my fault.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she's new, I just filled her up. What more could she want? And he says, okay, uh, when you filled her up, what guess did you put? You're like the pretty one, the good one. I said there was a green button and there was a black and I picked the green button Because green means go. I get you. That makes sense. That's what you said when I first told this story. Really, I don't remember that. At least I'm consistent. Some things just don't change. It's been playing in replay on your mind ever since. I just love it. You don't it to me and I just thought it was so good. You're like I'm gonna put that one in my back pocket. It applies to so many things. Anyway, yes, green, did we go in that scenario? And diesel went in my gas jeep and um, yeah, yeah, she was. She was trying to throw that up and we were struggling and I felt really bad because she was so new.

Speaker 1:

Um, but my brother bless his heart, he, he siphoned it out for me and I remember we were just poor college students so we didn't like buy anything like a good siphoning like tool I don't know what those are or something. Yeah, well, he stuck it up, maybe I remember like a hose. There was buckets. Yes, I remember exactly what went down because we didn't have to do it. Well, that's the funny thing, he sat out there like all Saturday with like just this, like little hose from the gas tank into a bucket, waiting. It's like drops, you know, like one drop at a time and I'm just like hey, just like walking past him. Hope it's going well. The best part that is that car is driving past. Probably we're calling the cops on him thinking he was just stealing it, doing good deed. They're just like there's our neighbor again doing something illegal. Yeah, I, I still crack up when I think about how he was just sitting there.

Speaker 1:

He was so kind. I mean, he bullied me a lot for it and I guess I'm using the word bully very loosely, since it was entirely my fault and I deserved it, but he was very. Stop you. You're entitled to kindness, yeah, and understanding. Thank you, you're welcome. That's what I needed all these years, I feel you. That's what I needed all these years, I feel you.

Speaker 1:

It was so self-deprecating, I deserved it. But yeah, he's just like sitting on like a camping chair right next to the car literally all day. And I didn't, I didn't contribute anything Like I didn't even bring him a snack, I was. I just went about my day and would call him every now and then like hey, how's it going? I'm like using his car. Just kidding, I don't think I did that, but you know, if we understand, yeah, that's so funny. Good, brother. Yeah, yeah, it was all downhill after that. I'm just kidding, he's still great. Uh, wait, was this chi or that was chi? Yeah, and then he recently sewed your finger. Yeah, I guess we're even now. No, yeah, actually, I don't think I even have a scar anymore on my hand. Nope, yeah, there, it is Very faint. There you go. Yep, that's good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, anything else you learned too late in life? There's the almost getting my car impounded thing too. There's the almost getting my car impounded thing too. I was with my friends. There was a bahama bucks that had just opened up in our college town, so we were driving over. I had my pt cruiser love it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the funeral car, the funeral car, that's so bad. I'm driving it and then there's a cop behind me all of a sudden and I'm like, okay, so I'm like terrified, I park and he comes over and he's like when was the last time you registered your car? And I was like I bought it like two years ago, I think. And he's like, okay, and when was the last time you registered? And I'm like, sir, what does that mean? You don't understand, I don't get it. Please break it down.

Speaker 1:

I'm like trying so hard, like I want to be helpful. I'm like trying to answer, it's still no, like I'm I definitely paid to get it registered when I bought, because that makes sense, right, right, if you register when you get it like kind it got, because that makes sense, right, right, you register when you get it like kind of like everything at once to register to get. Do you get like a new birth certificate for your child every every year? Right, it makes no sense. No, it doesn't make it. Car registration makes zero sense. Yeah, at all. And any, yeah, in any capacity.

Speaker 1:

Like why are we paying so many times to own a car? Yes, like, I'm already paying every month. I know, it's like I haven't even paid the first amount off yet. You're charging me more money, yeah, and it's usually like a crappy car that keeps breaking down. It's like I have to pay to fix it, anyway.

Speaker 1:

So I just told him like, and he's like you have to register every year, and he's like you have to register it every year. Do you have any papers about registration in your car? I'm like I don't know, maybe in the glass compartment let's find this out together. So I open it and I'm like oh, yeah, I do see it For like two years ago. And he's like yeah, so you need to do that.

Speaker 1:

He was probably like how dumb. The best part about it is that he was like she's not lying, she doesn't know, she doesn't know anything. Oh, it's so funny because I'm sure, like you speak fluent english, he has no idea. Like you're not from here, you don't know, you know. But to be fair, I also don't know how it works in brazil either. But like over there, somebody will figure it out for us. Over there, people kill people and they go to jail for like two years. So we have bigger problems. Not registering your car is like, but they will come after you for it, but like years later, once it's accumulated enough, yeah, bills, yeah, anyway. So he was like we could impound your car right now and I'm like I don't know what that word means. Okay, wait, break that one down for like two years. But like, I have not.

Speaker 1:

Like, officer, do you come with a pamphlet? Do you have a dictionary? Because you're saying words I don't understand. Can you give me your personal phone number so we can text? I need some advice on some other things. I will have follow-up questions. I'm gonna let you go today, but as long as you promise me you're gonna register in the next couple days, go to his website.

Speaker 1:

He did give me a paper, I'm pretty sure, or like. He wrote it down like please, take a course. Yeah, it was so sad, but I mean it's fine, it ended up okay. But yeah too, I was like 18 or 19 and I was like, yeah, I don't know, that's, that's a good one. So dumb, so dumb. I have a really good thing.

Speaker 1:

I learned too late in life, but this wasn't me. This was my boyfriend. I love him. It's bad. Okay, this he learned like a few months ago. So I've been present for this transition of his. He recently discovered salt. Okay, here's the context. So concerned, here's the context I'm so concerned. Here's the context.

Speaker 1:

His mother's British. Does that explain things? Well, you know how like they don't season their food in England, they like don't add salt. It's like very. But he grew up here, yes, yes, okay.

Speaker 1:

So it's only like half of an excuse, but he was always like, so, like, so confused why, like he would go to restaurants and the food would be great and then he'd try to cook at home and he's like it just like never tastes the same. Did you ever look up like a recipe on anything? That's a good question. I did not ask that, I was. I was just too entertained. He just like raw dogging chicken, just like. I hope not rephrase give us like two minutes. That was hilarious, but I don't know where I was going with that, because otherwise that's hilarious, that's even funnier. You're like why? Why are you changing the subject? Bring it back to the salt, yeah, but is he just throwing chicken or whatever? I'm still crying. Chicken or whatever. I'm still crying. Yeah, that's sad.

Speaker 1:

I used too much salt. I have the opposite problem, I think. Yeah, that's a brazilian thing, because josh judges me all the time, because I feel like food always needs a little bit more. Yeah, yeah, I think we might have a the opposite problem. I know my mom always like over salts thing, things, um. But yeah, I don't know, I don't know necessarily how this discovery process has gone for him, but he, he's just so cute, he gets so excited when he sees salt. Now he's like, oh, he puts it on his spoon. I'm like it's just, it's the simple things. You know, that's so sad, it's like it's it's like very balanced out to how sad and how cute it is. You know, it's like it's like a little kid discovering something very basic for the first time ever.

Speaker 1:

My brother-in-law is a ux designer, so he does like user interface of different apps and things for people and he's fully colorblind, interesting. So I don't know, I'm I probably bully him for this, which is not good, but it's funny because like there's different, like apps and things that show you like they alter the colors so the colorblind person can see the colors better, mm-hmm. Anyway, we were talking to him about it and it's fascinating. He's like, oh, that's what that is, and I'm like you do user experience. I know that's like half of your job Graphic design. Yeah, like, how does anything look ever? How do you manage? Yeah, it's like, oh, that's so funny, interesting choice. How do you think there's under wraps? Anyway, he just shows up to like a work interview with those. Like glasses, you know that you can see Colors Seeing the world for the first time. Yeah, that's very funny. That's crazy. That's a good one. Yeah, I'm trying to think of other ones.

Speaker 1:

I mean, um, my husband had one too of this is sadder sadder than the salt. Well, yeah, I mean, I was actually kind of mad at him for this. It involves cars. But he was at walmart and he was pulling out and somebody hit him and so, anyway, him telling me the story was like like someone drove into his car I don't fully know, it's still on the car, but I think either someone was backing out too and didn't see him and just kind of did it too fast or hit him. I'm not sure they just hit like the back right or something. That was my stomach. We definitely ate. I'm so sorry I said hi Anyway.

Speaker 1:

So he's telling me that the guy hit him and then they got out of the car and exchanged like contact information, but they both agreed to not get insurance involved and he went home. And so he's telling me this and I'm like, who's going to pay for this. He hit you and like getting insurance involved guarantees that someone's going to pay for your car to get fixed. So I'm like text him. Well, I was like did he give you a fake number? And he's like no, he gave me right there in the moment. Whatever. I texted him, I'm like, okay, text him and say hey, um, we're gonna need to get the car fixed.

Speaker 1:

So like, how do we want to go about this? And the guy was like I thought we agreed that we weren't like no one's gonna pay for anything. What? Because in his head, you're always supposed to get insurance. This is for everyone. Insurance involves because that's your guarantee.

Speaker 1:

Otherwise, people like get all things because, okay, I will say I have been on the other side of this, yeah, where I hit somebody's car and I was like let's not get insurance involved because I didn't want my premium to go up. Yeah, but I offered them the money, like to fix, because it was like a very minor fix, yeah, and so I was just like I'll just pay for it. That's different. If they pay it front, that's good. If they just give you their phone number, I feel like it's way harder to track. At least, like you should get like a picture of their id or something. Yeah, otherwise you need some guarantee anything, right?

Speaker 1:

Anyway, that guy was just like he just got off. I mean, I grabbed the phone after that and I sent a very threatening message. It was like I don't want to get the police involved, but if we need to, we will. He blocked us and then I didn't have enough information to go to the police and so I'm like okay, I guess that's the end of that. Wow, wow, what a jerk. I mean, I just knew it's like if he didn't offer you any real information, like he's totally gonna just anyway, all you, all you guys had was his phone number. I bet you could still do something with that.

Speaker 1:

No, according to the police, I tried. I called a non-emergency line and asked him. They're like do you know? Like his car make model, whatever information from his id. I'm like no, they're like sorry, but like yeah, they're not going to waste their time with that. The FBI is not available to them, unfortunately. Unfortunately, the FBI is busy with other things. I don't know why I couldn't reach them. No one's more important than me.

Speaker 1:

They put me on a beat-up car that's gotten a little bit more beat up. He like crashes in the back. You're like, yeah, the front needs fixing too. That's he like crashes in the back? You're like, yeah, the front needs fixing too. That's that would actually. That's actually very frustrating. Like the thing that he learned late in life is that you can't trust people. You know that's a lesson that we keep on learning.

Speaker 1:

I saw this video the other day on tiktok and this girl was like you read an article. She's like, uh, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you, fool me three times. Shame on you, because why would you keep doing this? You know I'm gonna keep letting you back. Yeah, I love it. I've seen it so many times that it's like, um, I'll give you, I'll give you one chance, and then I'll give you one chance, and then I'll give you another chance and then I'll probably give you a third. But after the 77th chance, that's where I draw the line. That's what the Lord said in the scriptures. Wow, I really did pick the scripture number. I just kind of threw one out there. I think that's what it is right. 70 times 7, yeah, which is not 77, but close 49?.

Speaker 1:

We are women in STEM. Yes, we are. We are proud of it Trying to think of other things that I learned later. I mean, oh, I have one. This is gross I love.

Speaker 1:

So I'm embarrassed to admit that I never did my laundry growing up. Been there, okay. So I would just throw my laundry in the hamper and it would show up done, yeah, yeah, the angels did it. That's just a magic hamper. And I lived with my sister. Um well, I grew up in Brazil. My sister was in the US. I came to live with her for a little bit, you know, and obviously, while I'm living with her, like I was responsible for my laundry and I think my first problem was not asking questions. I was like how do I do this? I think I was embarrassed to be like I don't know. You know Me with gas, exactly.

Speaker 1:

We're just go-getters, we're just self-starters, we don't like relying on other people. We're independent, independent women, anyway. So she had this blue bottle in the laundry room and I'm like, cool, so I would wash my clothes, get the thing in the blue bottle in a little cup, put it in close it, wash it dry. It smelled okay, like after, like it smelled good, kept doing the same thing, that's all you gotta do. So the blue bottle was the one with the teddy bear. That, apparently, is um, fabric softener. The titty bear, teddy bear, teddy bear.

Speaker 1:

I probably, anyway, I was using fabric softener and not for like a year. Well, hey, if it worked, you smelled good, like my clothes. This is so bad, but some of my clothes have these stains and I'm like I can't get them off. I've washed them, and so I donated some clothes and threw some of those away that weren't being washed. That was my problem. But they were extra soft. They were, and they still look good. Yeah, that's all that matters.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, I don't know how it's attested. It's like those people who don't shower. They just like spray perfume. You know that's. Yeah, I probably had a reputation, a European shower I didn't even know about At my high school. They're like where's that chick again? She looks dirty. She looks like blue stains on her clothes. She looks dirty, but she smells clean, probably.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm telling you we were not trained for life. No, we weren't. And they, just like our parents, just like sent us out into the world with like clipped wings, like we haven't grown these. I don't know how to use them. I've never known any freedom at all. Everything has always been done for me.

Speaker 1:

That sounded horrible. I know I was like, oh, that sounds really like privileged. But no, I mean, yeah, I mean I will say that there was no like independence, even with just like going out and being away from your parents. You know, yeah, I feel like I left home like a very like scared person. You know what I mean. Yeah, and maybe that's also got something to do with my like true crime consumption at a young age no, unrelated, but my mom was always like everyone's trying to murder me all the time. You gotta watch out that, watch out. That guy was weird. That guy was weird. I know If a man looks at you, he wants you. I know that was like and that's like here people are allowed to just have guns and psychune you. No, not tissue. Why don't you tissue everybody Like I don't know how to defend myself. Scary, yeah, crazy, yeah, crazy, yeah.

Speaker 1:

But look at us now surviving 25 percent more grown up than 10 years ago, maybe on a good day. I often feel like my college years were almost like high school years for me, where I was just like learning how to be a person. Yeah, because I mean there were also like we were not allowed to hang out with people that weren't from church. Really, there was nobody our age, it was just the two of us, I know. And what are we teaching each other? We don't know anything. We were making stuff up'm just delivering pinterest quotes and I am running with those quotes like it's none of my business.

Speaker 1:

Yes, slay-cist, eat, pray, love. I can excuse every single thing you do, ever. We're just each other's lawyers. We're not like helping each other, maybe. No, just stay calm and carry on, just like trying to think of it. Live, love, love. Yeah, live love, love, live, love, love. I said you pray love. Huh, that's a book. It's good lessons all around. I haven't read it, but I've heard good things. Oh well, that's hilarious. That concludes another episode. Yes, all right, see you next time.